thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

there are a lot of weird kinky stories in ancient greek mythology but can you imagine how fucking weird it would be if you walked into pygmalion’s workshop to commission some art and found him hardcore making out with some statue like a hipster in a museum

#legitimately having to stop people from making out with statues is one of the most exasperating things about my job #like guys #please #I know you want to be edgy and take instagram selfies – but it’s a museum and a historical object and the lighting is terrible anyway #and most importantly it’s a museum #I will kick you out myself #and rest assured #I will tell everyone about it #yes I did walk in on someone making out with a bust of Queen Victoria (not even like an artsy peck they were *going for it*) #and it has slightly traumatised me for life #….. this isn’t a post about that (x)

@villierscy this wasn’t originally a post about that but now it is PLEASE share more about the freak mashing mouths with queen victoria

little-smartass:

when you weathered the onceler storm of ‘12 and you can see the bendynoodle cucumberpatch grinch wildfire on the horizon of 2018 but you follow a select group of blogs whose judgement you trust

mattibee:

flowerb-0y:

Hmm

jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

marisatomay:

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

jeffearthbound: