This toy is too real

its-ya-boi-demon:

freshest-memes:

I feel like an illegitimate child

Me too.

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

millennial-review:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away:

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

mexicanalesbiana:

zenja-soba:

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.*

Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….”

Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

fucckingbagofbags:

birdbian:

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

this reads like a john mulaney bit

marvel-is-ruining-my-life:

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

piesandfalcs:

piesandfalcs:

WAIT SHIT

thecakemonsters:

miracufic:

orevet:

completelyhogwashed:

pussypoppinlikepopcorn:

rafi-dangelo:

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

Update on #cakegate.

Omg this is madness

ash-alert:

I just noticed the Charmander in the back helping the man cook by using its tail fire and I have never had more joy in my heart.