weapons-grade-spork:

userwordandpassname:

swordofparacelsius:

marvelous-mammoth:

Fuse those two men together and you get the epitome of manliness

oh sure, fuse those two together and you get “a paragon of masculinity and justice”, but when I fuse my daughter and my dog suddenly it’s “incredibly illegal” and “spitting in the eyes of God”

@grampa-lion

Fuck off tucker