beetledrink:

comicshans:

slimydad:

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

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shout out to what is, in my humble opinion, my only good post

mamoru:

thedoomcard11:

mamoru:

I am an old sage…listen closely to my wisdom before my soul withers away…

Teach us, o wise one

you are not an anime character. your actions impact others and do not only exist in theory. nobody is required to stick around for your tragic backstory or to learn the reasons behind your actions. if you treat people like garbage, they are allowed to think of you as a jerk and nothing more. nobody is obligated to analyze you or think twice when you hurt them. similarly, you are not required to stick around to listen to other people’s reasons for treating you like trash. you can call them a jerk, cut them out of your life, and call it a day.

lunah:

the disney plot may wanna change artemis fowl to make him look good but i remember…..i remember the little asshole 12 year old criminal that discovered the existence of fairies and first thing he does is kidnap one and demand a ransom. i remember….