when mitski said “my god i’m so lonely so i open the window to hear sounds of people (to hear sounds of people) venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming did its people want too much too? did its people want too much? and i dont want your pity i just want somebody near me guess im a coward i just want to feel alright and i know no one will save me i just need someone to kiss give me one good honest kiss and i’ll be alright! nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody oooo nobody nobody nobody”
@magnumpicactus the sand is on top of really hot coal and is pretty much boiling. The dude is dragging the pot of coffee on it to boil it. Its a traditional turkish way to make turkish coffee and its really good.
chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to???
that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever
why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice
Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly??
Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around.
i just remembered how much i love soos from gravity falls and now i’m really emotional??!?
I MEAN, this dude grew up with no actual parents because his negligent and uncaring dad barely ever visited him, and eventually straight-up abandoned him. so after stan picked him up and hired him at the shack, he started viewing him as a father figure, even though stan himself didn’t think too much of it at first.
stan made soos work his ass off every day and never paid him enough, but eventually grew genuinely fond of him, and soos knew this. they both found the family they never had in each other.
due to soos’ childhood, it makes sense why he’d be so quick to trust and seek comfort in anyone who was willing to accept him.
AND YET.
the moment stan shows signs of lying about his true identity and goals. the moment soos realized he might be a threat to dipper and mabel. he IMMEDIATELY cast aside his own feelings in order to protect the kids, even if it meant losing one of the most important people in his life.
Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.
Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!
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