cybeast-gregar:

bowelflies:

grubwizard:

clarabosswald:

zubenpics:

madmaudlingoes:

unexplained-events:

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.

And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

wiki article about the mold

LOVE that mold!

okay but

image

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov

dps check

nilihist:

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

shortviolet:

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

  •  “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 
  • “let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 
  • “I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 
  • “I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 
  • “HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 
  • “Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 
  • Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 
  • *imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 
  • *laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 
  • “Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 
  • “You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”