quinn-silversmith:

lyssalovescookies:

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wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

Teacher: … “So to demonstrate how pumice floats, I’m gonna drop it into some of your bottles – don’t worry, it’s non toxic.” 

Goes around, dropping pumice into bottles: Splish, Splish, Splish, clink.

Teacher:….