lavenderandpear:

operationsc:

flubz:

you-or-your-memory:

carryonmy-assbutt:

merinnan:

myangelofthelord:

merinnan:

marimopet:

gotitforcheap:

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

i hate it

pressxtodavid:

joey-wheeler-official:

joey-wheeler-official:

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

The Cinema Sins effect

anaxsoteria:

syndicalist-peach:

cocainesocialist:

lezzyharpy:

pseudosurfer:

lezzyharpy:

ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated

theyll be that too

goes without saying but they’ll be repurposed to offer hot treats during the winter months under communism also

I want cinnamon roll trucks after we kill the bourgeoisie

I would happily work a truck that serves free ice-cream, coffee, baked goods and annoyingly bumps the Internationale through the streets 

one-time-i-dreamt:

I had this one lucid dream where a lady came up to me and said, “Don’t control the dream,” really softly. I had the same dream again a couple days later but instead of just one lady. I was surrounded by a whole group of people with glowing eyes just saying, “Don’t,” and I got so freaked out that I never tried to lucid dream ever again.

hahazawa:

we were so afraid that bones would make serizawa a twink. but they made that ugly ass red abusive bitch man the twink instead. what more could we ask for

look. look at his twink ass legs. not to mention the loose suit he had trouble with that very morning because he couldnt get his twink shoulders to look broad enough. and his pasty twink face. bitch