The Collector
I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet
she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable
helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:
I mean how can you not love Mads Mikkelsen. He
- met his wife while playing a drag queen
- spent the whole “Clash of the Titans” clusterfuck trolling Sam Worthington
- gives zero fucks about society’s expectation of what famous actors should behave like
- can wear the shit out of a suit, but prefers sportswear
- knows he is made of cheekbones. accepts it. uses it to his advantage
- went into dancing to score with dancers, stayed with it, went into acting after; two zero-guarantee careers right here and he made them work
- is always, always nice to fans.
- ships hannigram harder than Bryan Fuller.
- is so fucking talented. seriously. SO fucking talented. he’s a fucking national treasure in Denmark.
- threw serious shade at Lars Von Trier, and it was amazing.
also, he
- has never seen a Star Wars movie and didn’t even realize how big being in one would be.
- also probably had no idea how big a Marvel movie would be.
- still went with doing both because he
got really well paidgot to do air kung-fu and shit.- joined one of the most highly anticipated video games ever without understanding anything about the plot and/or video games.
- went salsa dancing with his Hannibal co-stars, director, and showrunner, despite saying he doesn’t dance in public anymore.
- did a Con and got drunk with a bunch of furries.
- also got onstage with a screamo band (during the same Con?) and shot toilet paper at the pit.
- wears every flower crown he’s ever been given. it’s like a thing. sometimes wears two at the same time.
- once wore a pink “rosé over bitches” sweatshirt while completely smashed and it was great.
- proudly played the ‘Bitch’ in Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money video and didn’t get why it was such a big deal.
- avoided major injury in a crash where he was sent flying from his motorcycle but managed to flip in midair and land perfectly on his feet.
Mads Mikkelsen is a centuries old immortal that doesn’t quite grasp the modern concept of celebrity, in this essay I will
yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,
PLUS THIS SCENE?
AND THIS????
the most ice-cold read on broadway I’ve ever seen in my life
I tore my torso off and sent it fedex ground to Chicago 😂
I literally screeched.
so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main
Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…
Hmm…. 3 week, yes.
We all have 3 weeks to live.
Just read that 6ix9ine is facing 46 years and 2 life sentences I love this song…
and this isn’t even for his sexual abuse of a 13 year old child………like….i really hope he goes to jail forever
IS ANYBODY ELSE AWAKE BC IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND
Thank you for making an office of two adjuncts laugh today.
When there’s 2 Taiwan Joneses, who both go to Howard, and neither of them know who failed yet






































