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ekjohnston:

bassiter:

please laugh at my very funney joke

i very did

SAIN’T

the scene in men in black where will smith’s character thoroughly explained why he shot little suzie, a cardboard cut out of a small child holding advanced physics textbooks instead of the scary aliens all around her is an excellent allegory to racism. will smith’s character, a black man, has no doubt had to deal with various authority figures assuming he is the threat when context clues could easily explain away his behavior and with that backstory in mind, it is easy to see why his character identified with aliens simply existing in the world and explained away the supposed cause for concern by using the context clues provided. on the other end of the spectrum, the white characters who all elected to shoot the aliens on sight did so for no other reason then ‘they look like a threat’, ignoring the fact that a 7 year old child out in the middle of the street alone with advanced physics textbooks should raise more eyebrows than a tentacled creature with allergies. in this essay i will

hidinghalfofmyself:

The last one is the equivalent of:

SAME ENERGY

urban-cryptid:

mulaney:

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost

girlfriendluvr:

so now that tumblr has an option to report art depicting porn of fictional minors, i searched some of the fandoms particularly plagued by this shit (voltron, homesuck, bnha, etc) + the term ‘nsfw’, and

it’s already all gone!!!!!!!!!!!! even all the stark/parker blogs!!

i even tried searching some notorious pedophiles like toxicgummy, and theyve all been deleted. tumblr really is finally doing something about this. only when apple pushed them to, but FINALLY.

this has been a huge problem on here for years, i was exposed to this shit as a 14 year old on this website and it fucked me up. i know the same thing happened to lots of other kids, and some were even groomed by adults into seeing this shit as normal due to its prevalence. and now it’s finally gone!!!

skarchomp:

mahboi:

The best insult you can call someone is reading all these names at once

insomniac-arrest:

there’s a lot of intersection between SU and She-Ra: sensitive boys, lesbians, crying people, girls holding swords, transforming into giant ladies, a deadpan blue watery character

here is a brief graph on how to tell the difference between the shows:

thanks for coming to my tedtalk

hellenhighwater:

saltofficial:

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE