Aries: Don’t be going around just digging everywhere, as you might find your own bones!
Taurus: Being a rap master is a much heavier burden than most assume.
Gemini: You’ll find your other self someday! Be kind to them!
Cancer: Being able to talk to your past self isn’t as fun as you’d think!
Leo: The real reason why cavemen painted horses on walls is because they were in love with them!
Virgo: Be careful about what you wear when you leave the house, as it will determine whether you are predator or prey. Good luck.
Libra: Did you know you can take a really good look at the sun, but only once?
Scorpio: In several studies, DnD has proven to be dangerous, and is actually outlawed in several states! You just never find out which ones until it is too late.
Saggitarius: There is a giant horse on your porch. Go look before he runs away.
Capricorn: Sometimes dressing like a complete fool will make your terrible actions seem comedic, try it!
Aquarius: Killing people’s parents for a living is a valid job!
Pisces: Few can converse with the inscrutable elritch gods. Are you one of them?
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Zodiac Signs As Wildlife Facts!
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