concept: a deck of tarot cards that includes nothing but like fifty seven copies of the fool in various foolish situations, and it comes with a booklet that says “there’s nothing metaphorical about this card, you’re a fool and both you and the universe know this”
seventy-eight.
there are seventy-eight cards in a tarot deck so you want seventy-eight iterations of the fool in various positions and interactions, occasionally with other fools added in because the only thing more disastrous than one fool is more fools, and the question answered by the result is not “am I going to fuck up” but “how am I going to fuck up” because we’re all fools on this bitch of a planet and the only thing you need to ask is what variety of fool you are this time