silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i have 2 stop acting like warrior cats is a Super Serious series worth analyzing way too much goofy shit happens in it for me to get serious about it anymore. after a 15 pound cat lifted a fucking beech tree with his back i should have known that warriors was going bonkers

other nutty things that happens in warriors that make me stop taking it seriously sometimes [a lot of the time]:

  • adult cat gets scooped up by an owl and then dropped midair, dies, and is resurrected by star cat gods
  • normal domestic cat with no super strength powers explicitly stated [lionblazes only power was that he couldnt be beaten in battle] lifts up a fucking tree
  • cats can die twice apparently? die and go to cat heaven/cat hell and then their ghost can be killed again
  • badgers are huge and are hellbent on killing cats
  • DOGS ALWAYS WANT TO KILL THE CAT CHARACTERS
  • A CAT LIFTED A TREE ON HIS BACK
  • cats have gigantic battles in the middle of fields but for some reason no human ever stumbles upon it wondering what the hell is going on

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