wolfgangreborn:

23informent:

gaypussyretard:

e-hoe:

this is so funny

(for context)

Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.

I’m confident that if I let them in my car, by the time I dropped them off I would have either a slit throat or psychic abilities (maybe both)