best jeanist loathes present mic for being the most swagless embarrassing twink anyone has ever seen. best jeanist worked so hard at being a respectable twink icon only to have mic ruin it all within a month of his debut
mr best jeanist: not all twinks are mindless horny beasts, we are people, we have feelings, we think. we have hearts and souls, we-
mic: ALL MIGHT PLEASE CHURN MY GUTS INTO BUTTER